Not Me Monday #4

I did not start to ask myself why I started doing a 2-week cleanse only a few days into the process.

There was NOT snow on the ground Friday morning when I awoke.

I did not roll down my car window and try to take pictures of the beautiful trees on my way to work. Not me, that would be dangerous.

While eating my salad at Lakewinds I did not bite two tines off of my plastic fork. I did not have to then search for and pull out the two tiny tines from my salad so not to eat them by accident.

I did not accidentally discover where John hid my birthday presents on Friday night.

I did not sleep until noon on Saturday after being at a friend's house until 1:30am the night before. It did not feel wonderful to sleep that long.

I was not disappointed when the rice cooker didn't work for me last night. Not me, the rice cooker was not my favorite small appliance.

I did not let an entire load of laundry go through the complete cycle without adding the detergent.

John and I did not need to celebrate my birthday on Friday night since we wouldn't be seeing each other on Monday night.