Not Me Monday #3

I did not "forget" to do a Not Me Monday post last week in an attempt to avoid focusing on my goof-ups. To make up for it (and to please my public), I will now try to remember everything from the past two weeks.

I did not call the Walgreen's rebate call center pretending to be my mother-in-law to have them reissue the $4.99 rebate check that I had her submit for me in her name (since I already had one in my name) after it didn't come in the mail the first time.

I did not take advantage of a co-worker's yummy homemade salsa at work one day partly to avoid my big t0-do list at work.

While going to pit practice a couple Saturday's ago (already late as usual), I did not miss my exit off of the highway. After getting onto 212, there was not a truck pulling a boat in the right lane slow which I wanted to avoid, so I moved into the left lane and missed my exit. The next exit off of the highway did not come 2 miles later.

When putting our new ironing board cover on to the ironing board my grandma got at a garage sale for us, I did not only disicover one but two covered up covers. That means there were not 3 gross ironing board covers on our ironing board! No wonder it smelled bad!

Last Saturday, when John asked the men working on our siding if they were coming back the next day, he did not get told "Uh, I don't speak English".

I have not been kicking nails off of the driveway for the past week. Do the siding guys think I want a flat tire or something?

We did not only get 7 trick-or-treaters for Halloween. 9 if you count my parents!

John did not put some of last year's candy into the Halloween candy bowl because he really liked the assortment of this year's candy bars.

I have not made multiple trips to fabric stores getting material for a quilt I want to make without even knowing the size or pattern.

I did not discover Friday that my new favorite Asian grocery store, which happens to be right by my work, is going out of business.

I do not regret asking my 2nd grade piano student what he was for Halloween. Especially after he described to me that he wasn't the real Indiana Jones because he had a black whip and not a brown whip.

I was not almost in bed at 9 pm on Sunday night before I realized that none of the clocks I had been looking at all evening had been switched back an hour for daylight saving's time.

John did not take pictures of two backed-up toilets on his camera phone just to convince someone to have them cleaned out. (The bathrooms are being remodeled so everyone is using a portable bathroom outside the front of the store.)