Friday Funnies - Short & Sweet

Megan was helping me make the fancy taco shells for Cat's bridal shower last Saturday.  I wanted her simply to wet the flour tortillas but she followed my lead and started shaping them around the upside-down muffin tins and then started salting them...
Megan:  Mommy, enough salt?
Me:  Yes, whoa, that's enough!
Megan:  Ok, thank you! (and proceeds to keep salting!)

On the drive to Grandma & Grandpa Lewis's house on Monday morning...
Megan:  I eat my toast so Keeper can't get it!  Keeper also ate my goldfish!

Megan understands hide-and-seek but never has enough patience to actually hide long enough for us to find her.  She had always been pretty good with the counting until the other night...
Megan:  1,2,3!  Ready or not, here I come!
Mommy:  At least count to 10!
Megan:  10!  Ready or not, here I come!

Mommy:  Megan, are you a silly girl?
Megan:  No, I'm Megan!

Megan:  Mommy, I want ice cream.
Mommy:  You may have ice cream as long as you also have apple crisp.
Megan:  No, I don't like that.  I just like ice cream!

John:  Megan, what's your name?
Megan:  Megan!
John:  Who's this?
Megan:  My brudder, Owen!
John:  What's Daddy's real name?
Megan: ... John!
John:  What's Mommy's real name?
Megan:  Hun!  Mom, you're Hun, right?

And to top all of this off, Megan has started playing a little game in the car lately where she laughs histerically at Owen, trying to get the little guy to laugh.  It's so cute when it's successful because they both have great laughs.