Not Me Monday #8

I am not typing this blog while watching Kung Fu Panda.

I still did not have A Christmas Carol songs in my head the entire work day even though show ended yesterday.

I did not have seven Christmas Carol shows and a piano recital all in 4 days.

I was not told that I could not use a $2 internet coupon for cereal at Rainbow. No, not me, master coupon shopper....Heaven forbid I get a box of cereal for free.

It did not take me three days to clean the bathroom...Thursday, Friday, and Saturday...No, not me, I am much more efficient than that.

While cleaning the bathroom, I did not decide to wash the lightbulbs which did not make three of the eight bulbs burn out. Two of the lightbulbs were not already burned out.

John bought new lightbulbs and while I was carrying them inside, I did not drop one package, shattering one of the four lightbulbs in the package.

While getting into the Explorer to go to work on Friday I did not drop my two pieces of toast. One did not land on the passenger seat and one did not land on the snow covered driveway.

I did not eat the piece of toast that landed in the snow.

John did not have bad luck while trying to start the Explorer when we going to ride together to work on Friday and did not have to take the Saturn.

While getting into the Saturn, I did not drop the other piece of toast again.

I was not so flustered by time I got to work on Friday morning that I couldn't remember what I had done the day before on my day off when asked by a coworker.

John and I both did not always end up behind slow drivers to and from Chaska last weekend.

The Explorer did not refuse to start again Sunday night which did not prevent John from coming to my piano recital.

We did not try to push the Explorer into the garage from the inclined driveway.