Mike's All Star Game

Last weekend John and I had another opportunity to watch his brother play baseball, this time at his league's All Star game. The game took place at Siebert field on the U of M campus. Mike's team ended up losing but overall it was a nice outing.

I was primarily entertained by the father of a player on the opposing team. Smiley's dad was, how should we say it? Very unique in every way and very obnoxious. If anyone has any upcoming sporting events to attend you might want to study up on the cheers I collected from this man. I think I managed to write down his entire repertoire. Enjoy some of the cheesiest cheers ever!

• Just like a good poker hand, we've got to hold 'em.
• Just like an usher, let's sit him down.
• He's in the checkout lane, let's ring him up.
• Paper or plastic, your choice not his!
• Let's set the table.
• Table's all set, time for lunch....Lunch time!
• Lunch time ain't over yet.
• Bases loaded, smorgasboard.
• Make it come to you, you've got all you can eat out there.
• Thank you, come again, have a good day.
• Let's make it hurt. Let's cut the ball in half.
• Just like a good golf game, let's put it in the hole.
• Need a bus driver, let's drive them home.
• Just like Saturday Night Fever, Stayin' Alive.
• Just like a good camera, focus!
• It's not a restaurant, gotta help yourself.